I woke up Sunday morning and looked up on the wall
The beetles and the bedbugs were playing a game of ball
The score was 6 to nothing, the beetles were ahead
The beetles hit a home run, and knocked me out of bed

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I’m singing eeny meeney and a miney moe, mo mo, mo
Catch a whipper-whopper by the toe, toe, toe, toe
And if he hollers, hollers, hollers, let him go
I’m singin’ eeny meeney and a miney mo.

I went downstairs for breakfast
I ordered ham and eggs
I ate so many eggs
That the ham rolled down my legs

chorus

A rich man rides a taxi
A poor man rides a train
A bum, he walks the railroad tracks
But he gets there just the same

chorus

Oh, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
If he held a saw in his little paw
A ton of wood, he could

chorus

Oh, my uncle built a chimney
He built it up so high
He had to tear it down again
To let the moon go by

chorus

I fell into a sewer
That’s where I live to die
Some people call it murder
I call it sewer-side

chorus

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